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		<title>Using Facebook For Good</title>
		<link>http://txhoudini.com/archives/311</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>txhoudini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Way to go, Lacey! Take that, Patti! (via Blame It On The Voices, ZanyPickle)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Way to go, Lacey!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-312" title="facebookbible" src="http://txhoudini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/facebookbible.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="470" /></p>
<p>Take that, Patti!</p>
<p>(via <a href="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/06/homosexuality-is-sin-because-bible-says.html" target="_blank">Blame It On The Voices</a>, <a href="http://zanypickle.com/2010/06/the-religious-teachings-of-facebook/">ZanyPickle</a>)</p>
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		<title>Amazon: Related Searches: ooooooooooooooooo, oooooooooooooooooo, sweet escape.</title>
		<link>http://txhoudini.com/archives/292</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>txhoudini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was doing some research on Sammy Davis Jr. using Wikipedia and Amazon earlier today. Below is a screenshot of the related searches Amazon offered me when I searched for &#8220;Mr. Bojangles&#8221;. In case you were wondering, ooooooooooooooooo (that&#8217;s 17 o&#8217;s) brings up 4 results, the top result being: ooooooooooooooooo (Pamphlet) ~ That looks like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was doing some research on Sammy Davis Jr. using Wikipedia and Amazon earlier today. Below is a screenshot of the related searches Amazon offered me when I searched for &#8220;Mr. Bojangles&#8221;.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-291" title="amazonscreenshot" src="http://txhoudini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/amazonscreenshot.png" alt="" width="498" height="97" /></p>
<p>In case you were wondering, ooooooooooooooooo (that&#8217;s 17 o&#8217;s) brings up 4 results, the top result being:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/8171798799?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=txhoudini-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=8171798799"><img class="size-full wp-image-293 aligncenter" title="17o" src="http://txhoudini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/17o.jpg" alt="" width="160" height="160" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #000000;"><strong>ooooooooooooooooo (Pamphlet)<br />
</strong></span><strong>~</strong></p>
<p>That looks like a pretty hefty pamphlet. Surprisingly there are no customer reviews.</p>
<p>oooooooooooooooooo (that&#8217;s 18 o&#8217;s) brings up only one result (which is also the fourth result of the search above):</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1152334433?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=txhoudini-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1152334433"><img class="size-full wp-image-294 aligncenter" title="18o" src="http://txhoudini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/18o.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="160" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">Indian Depredations in Utah; Memorial of the Legislative Assembly of Utah Territory, Praying for an Appropriation to Pay for Indian (Paperback)<br />
</span></strong><strong>~ Utah, Legislative Assembly</strong></p>
<p>This one get&#8217;s into the search results because it looks like the OCR went haywire on page 14 and started spitting out gobbledygook:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://txhoudini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/180ocr.png" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-304" title="180ocr" src="http://txhoudini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/180ocr-219x300.png" alt="" width="219" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>And again, no reviews. Anyone read either of these?</p>
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		<title>Did You Know&#8230; God Prefers Atheists?</title>
		<link>http://txhoudini.com/archives/171</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 12:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>txhoudini</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Atheism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s true! via (9GAG, Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">It&#8217;s true!</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">via (<a href="http://9gag.com/gag/21625/" target="_blank">9GAG</a>, <a href="http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/rehab477.html" target="_blank">Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles</a>)</p>
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		<title>Of Wrapping Paper Tubes And Lightsabers</title>
		<link>http://txhoudini.com/archives/128</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 03:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>txhoudini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And I thought it was just me&#8230; (via 9GAG)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And I thought it was just me&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" src="../../images/wrappingpapertube.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="495" /></p>
<p>(via <a href="http://9gag.com/gag/21442/" target="_blank">9GAG</a>)</p>
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		<title>The Supreme Court: Technologically Out Of Touch</title>
		<link>http://txhoudini.com/archives/98</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 14:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>txhoudini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Wall Street Journal&#8216;s Law Blog had a humorous post on Monday, sarcasticly entitled &#8220;Our Tech-Savvy Supreme Court&#8220;, about how our Supreme Court Justices are essentially Luddites ruling on issues involving technology. The best quote being: Chief Justice John Roberts asked what the difference was “between email and a pager?” (via The Consumerist, photo via flickr [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://txhoudini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/USSupremeCourt.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-99" style="border-right: 10px solid white; border-bottom: 10px solid white;" title="US Supreme Court" src="http://txhoudini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/USSupremeCourt.jpg" alt="US Supreme Court" width="212" height="216" /></a><a href="http://online.wsj.com" target="_blank">The Wall Street Journal</a>&#8216;s <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/law/" target="_blank">Law Blog</a> had a humorous post on Monday, sarcasticly entitled &#8220;<a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2010/04/19/our-tech-savvy-supreme-court/" target="_blank">Our Tech-Savvy Supreme Court</a>&#8220;, about how our Supreme Court Justices are essentially <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite" target="_blank">Luddites</a> ruling on issues involving technology. The best quote being:</p>
<address>Chief Justice John Roberts asked what the difference was “between email and a pager?”</address>
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<p>(via <a href="http://consumerist.com/2010/04/supreme-court-doesnt-know-difference-between-email-and-a-pager.html" target="_blank">The Consumerist</a>, photo via flickr user <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bootbearwdc/" target="_blank">dbking</a>)</span></address>
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		<title>Four Chords Is All You Need</title>
		<link>http://txhoudini.com/archives/76</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 03:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>txhoudini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had never heard of &#8220;The Axis Of Awesome&#8221; until about 10 minutes ago. Musical comedy acts are usually pretty bad because you need talent in both music and comedy. These guys obviously have a musical ear and a knack for comedic timing. (via The Daily What)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had never heard of &#8220;<a href="http://www.axisofawesome.net/" target="_blank">The Axis Of Awesome</a>&#8221; until about 10 minutes ago. Musical comedy acts are usually pretty bad because you need talent in both music and comedy. These guys obviously have a musical ear and a knack for comedic timing.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="560" height="340" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5pidokakU4I&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="340" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5pidokakU4I&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>(via <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/533591967/how-about-that-of-the-day-australian-musical#disqus_thread" target="_blank">The Daily What</a>)</p>
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